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[shipitsupersonic]

What do you want?

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[protective_logic]

I grew up with a large family. Liking food is less important than being willing to eat what picky eaters will take.

But I've found fish is nice.

[shipitsupersonic]

I like fish. We ate a lot of it on Torkulon. Never cooked it before. You don't have much here.

You were saying. Aren't there a dozen or so of you?

[protective_logic]

There are enough of us. And no, the planet is not flush with fish, but we do get plenty from off world. I enjoy it well enough.

[shipitsupersonic]

And you're the hero of the family. Did you teach one of them the difference between dish soap and dishwasher soap? Is that who you saved?

[protective_logic]

I am no such thing and the dish soap mistake has been made before. Multiple times.

[shipitsupersonic]

Well, you'll always be my hero. 💛

Who did you save then? Now I'm curious.

Super Flustered

[protective_logic]

I... I'm not. I just gave you a recipe and helped you shop.

Stop asking.

Re: Super Flustered

[shipitsupersonic]

I'll stop if you concede that you saved me and thus are my hero.

[protective_logic]

That isn't true. I didn't save you. Cooking isn't heroism.

[shipitsupersonic]

I guess you'll just have to tell me about your thrilling adventure then.

[protective_logic]

[Deep sigh.]

Fine, I'm your hero.

[shipitsupersonic]

Why do you say it like it's some huge insult? I wasn't being sincere. Do you do this to everyone who tries to complement you?

[protective_logic]

This is just... complicated and I called to ask about your cooking adventures.

[shipitsupersonic]

My cooking adventures are rather simple. I'm thinking of buying a blender. Do you use yours a lot?

[protective_logic]

We don't have one actually. There isn't too much of a point to it in my idea.

[shipitsupersonic]

Then how do you make mojitos and margaritas?

[protective_logic]

We don't?

[shipitsupersonic]

You poor deprived man. How do you feel about zombies?

[protective_logic]

I find culture's re-return to the walking dead to be annoying at best. It was done already, twice, and never in an interesting manner.

[shipitsupersonic]

I mean the drink?

[protective_logic]

I don't like alcohol.

[shipitsupersonic]

Well there goes my plan to show you my eternal gratitude.

[protective_logic]

For a single recipe?

[shipitsupersonic]

I didn't say there was a lot of it. But if you don't like drinks, there's no point in buying you one.

[protective_logic]

There is... one thing I like with alcohol, but I don't know the name and I really don't want to see the bartender that made it for me last time.