One, I like to see you smile. Two, you're my best friend here. Three, you deserve someone that's kind to you and I am merely an agent of the universe. Four, I owe you for spending your free time with me. Five, my honor demands it. And six, yes, I wouldn't say no to you in my bed.
I'm not going to sleep with you, TC. Even if I wasn't so fresh out of a relationship the intensity of which I'm certain you have learned from me while I was drunk, I don't know you. Not enough. You're too protective of who you are, and for me there has to be something more involved. I don't do casual flings. That was why I was going to introduce you to my younger brother. He might indulge you for that.
I can't lie to you and imply I would. It... is nice that you're interested in me in that fashion. I almost feel... better that way. Knowing someone would want me. But...
I'm a broken guy, TC. I'm a mess. That can't be good for you.
Hey, I should tell you about this doctor I used to know and his syk addict traitorus boytoy who may or may not have been selling his body. I've known plenty of people you could call a hot mess. I knew a guy who got sassed by his own gun.
We are Megatron's most trusted. We are in charge of the rest, we report only to our leader and him. And we earn that honor through service to the Cause. We...it means something, to be a Seeker. Megatron wrote about us.
I guess it's a good thing I didn't meet you before I met him.
But wow is that not relevant. I promise next time we hang out, I'll do my best to be... well, not an asshole whose life revolves around his own stupidity.
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I'm not going to sleep with you, TC. Even if I wasn't so fresh out of a relationship the intensity of which I'm certain you have learned from me while I was drunk, I don't know you. Not enough. You're too protective of who you are, and for me there has to be something more involved. I don't do casual flings. That was why I was going to introduce you to my younger brother. He might indulge you for that.
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And I know you're not going to sleep with me. All I'm asking for is the pleasure of your company. But I can't lie to you and say I wouldn't.
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I'm a broken guy, TC. I'm a mess. That can't be good for you.
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I know what I'm getting into.
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Are you free next Monday?
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You're a damn good friend. Thank you.
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But wow is that not relevant. I promise next time we hang out, I'll do my best to be... well, not an asshole whose life revolves around his own stupidity.
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