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[shipitsupersonic]

What do you want?

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[protective_logic]

I... what?

[shipitsupersonic]

By your definition, I was in a romantic relationship with my brothers for twenty years.

[protective_logic]

That isn't what I mean, and I'm sorry.

This was a bad idea. Just forget this happened.

[shipitsupersonic]

No, no, if it will help you, I'll do it. It's not a bad idea. It sounds like fun.

[protective_logic]

No. I made a stupid comment. I'm sorry. No. It's a bad idea. Hell, it's too soon if nothing else, and I don't know how I'd even fake it with someone who would only want a sexual relationship. God, here I am, trying to mess this up too. I'm sorry. That was wrong.

[shipitsupersonic]

Okay, back up. Do you or do you not want me to be your fake boyfriend? Because I'm going to want you over regardless. I have Robin Hood movies to show you.

[protective_logic]

I want to be your friend, and I want to come over regardless. But it's hardly kind to ask a friend to do such a thing, and I doubt the people harassing me would believe it anyway.

Robin Hood movies?

[shipitsupersonic]

If I can save you from some meddling assholes, I gladly will.

I found them on Netflix. You might like them.

[protective_logic]

I'm willing to try if we can find a way to get our schedules in line. I promise this time I'll bring a non-garlic treat.

[shipitsupersonic]

Whatever makes you happy, Delta.

[protective_logic]

Nothing makes me happy. You at least make me laugh.

[shipitsupersonic]

Robin Hood is usually funny. Sometimes even on purpose. What day is good for you?

[protective_logic]

I... uh... I suppose I might be able to manage the 17th or 18th...

[shipitsupersonic]

I can make either of those days happen. Are we still on for tomorrow?

[protective_logic]

We're definitely on for tomorrow. Remember, I'm cooking you lunch.

[shipitsupersonic]

I can't wait.

[protective_logic]

I have to pay you back for making Gnocchi for me.