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[shipitsupersonic]

What do you want?

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[skyward_eyes]

Just saying the glove is love.

[shipitsupersonic]

Kid, I've have more drunken bareback sex behind dumpsters than you have had in your life. I don't need you telling me how to avoid the clap.

[skyward_eyes]

Again, more info than I needed, and it occurs to me that bareback is actually the opposite to how to avoid it.

[shipitsupersonic]

They make this lube, expensive as gold-plated shit and prescription-only, that kills bacteria. It won't cure you, but it will keep your partner safe.

Okay, now you've just got him too annoyed by your attempts to stop

[skyward_eyes]

Really? How would that stand up against viral infections?

Re: Okay, now you've just got him too annoyed by your attempts to stop

[shipitsupersonic]

Not at all, obviously. Viral you wrap it up or wait it out. Of course, that assumes both of you are sure of your status. And not uterized.

Re: Okay, now you've just got him too annoyed by your attempts to stop

[skyward_eyes]

Strikes me that an anti-bacterial agent wouldn't be very effective at the end, as it were.

Re: Okay, now you've just got him too annoyed by your attempts to stop

[shipitsupersonic]

If you carry a tube with you, it lasts longer than the same weight in condoms, and it's better than spit and a prayer.

[skyward_eyes]

I get that my world is behind your universe in some things, but from what little I learned in biology class about infections and diseases, your story sounds way past suspicious.

[shipitsupersonic]

If by suspicious you mean nobody could possibly be that stupid...trust me. They are.

[skyward_eyes]

Whatever. I was just saying be courteous to the guy you're trying to seduce who seems really uptight about just about everything. Or you know, go find someone with a dumpster. Geez.

Are all adults here so ridiculously aggressive on the strangest topics?

[shipitsupersonic]

Probably. I certainly don't need help with Delta.

...dumpster?

[skyward_eyes]

You know, to bareback behind.

Would you even know what to do with a guy like that if you got your hands on him? I mean, a family man?

Not that I'd be help with that anyway, but do you even know what you'd do?

[shipitsupersonic]

I have never had sex within smelling distance of a dumpster. What sort of standardless cretin do you think I am?

And give him refuge from the chaos that is his life, of course.

[skyward_eyes]

A standardless cretin I'm quoting on that.

Refuge. Good choice. Can't go wrong with that.

[shipitsupersonic]

And blowjobs. Everyone likes blowjobs.

[skyward_eyes]

Well of course.