shipitsupersonic | IC Contact Post

What do you want?

He's... my oldest brother. And it's not that I trust him a lot, it's just that I'm avoiding the rest of my family.

They should be nicer to you. I know I sound like a broken record, but I can't see what's so bad about keeping them safe.

Meg suggested today that if my ex can't handle me at my worst, he doesn't deserve me at my best. Even supporting me he was patronizing.

But he's supporting you. That's progress, right?

He started insisting I could get back together with my boyfriend. Luckily I knew the secret to driving him off.

High-pitched shrieking?

My brother is a sex-repulsed asexual. Started talking about my former sex life. He threatened to be sick on my bed but I could deal with that.

It is no less than he deserves. If I ever meet him, I'll be sure to ask him about his penis.

Oh god that would be hilarious. And he'd punch you.

Where I come from, punching is how we say hello.

I... Okay. Good luck with that.