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[shipitsupersonic]

What do you want?

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Super Flustered

[protective_logic]

I... I'm not. I just gave you a recipe and helped you shop.

Stop asking.

Re: Super Flustered

[shipitsupersonic]

I'll stop if you concede that you saved me and thus are my hero.

[protective_logic]

That isn't true. I didn't save you. Cooking isn't heroism.

[shipitsupersonic]

I guess you'll just have to tell me about your thrilling adventure then.

[protective_logic]

[Deep sigh.]

Fine, I'm your hero.

[shipitsupersonic]

Why do you say it like it's some huge insult? I wasn't being sincere. Do you do this to everyone who tries to complement you?

[protective_logic]

This is just... complicated and I called to ask about your cooking adventures.

[shipitsupersonic]

My cooking adventures are rather simple. I'm thinking of buying a blender. Do you use yours a lot?

[protective_logic]

We don't have one actually. There isn't too much of a point to it in my idea.

[shipitsupersonic]

Then how do you make mojitos and margaritas?

[protective_logic]

We don't?

[shipitsupersonic]

You poor deprived man. How do you feel about zombies?

[protective_logic]

I find culture's re-return to the walking dead to be annoying at best. It was done already, twice, and never in an interesting manner.

[shipitsupersonic]

I mean the drink?

[protective_logic]

I don't like alcohol.

[shipitsupersonic]

Well there goes my plan to show you my eternal gratitude.

[protective_logic]

For a single recipe?

[shipitsupersonic]

I didn't say there was a lot of it. But if you don't like drinks, there's no point in buying you one.

[protective_logic]

There is... one thing I like with alcohol, but I don't know the name and I really don't want to see the bartender that made it for me last time.

[shipitsupersonic]

Why not? And what was it like?

[protective_logic]

Bad relationship between the two of us.

It was coffee and chocolate and mint with cream.

With great and since sympathy

[shipitsupersonic]

He was your ex-boyfriend?

You know, there are websites where you can tell them ingredients and they will tell you what drinks have them.

[protective_logic]

Wow, not like that. Not like that at all.

I'd rather not learn. One good drink doesn't make drinking good.

[shipitsupersonic]

You are a man of many secrets.

[protective_logic]

Yes, I am. Out of necessity.