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[shipitsupersonic]

What do you want?

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[skyward_eyes]

Oh man, want me to hit the guy? I mean, fake-dating someone is totally cruel. Especially if the person you're fake dating is named Rinoa, but I digress.

How is Lettuce-Eyes doing?

[shipitsupersonic]

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas.

[skyward_eyes]

Nice evasion. Also... what is his holiday everyone is so caught up in?

[shipitsupersonic]

It's an annual gift exchange party. It's a good time to give people something they need. Like for you, a box of crayons.

[skyward_eyes]

Dude, you're the one that needs crayons. Still not buying your sea thing. Seas are blue. Not my fault your ancestors fucked the world and basic colors up.

[shipitsupersonic]

I am going to put you in a Pelican and fly you over the sea.

[skyward_eyes]

I'd thank you for doing it too, even if your world is messed up. I'll show you pictures from online of a number of seas not on Adaptive which are real colors.

Seriously, though, how you doing? This guy really that cold as to ask you to fake date him? I could hit him for you. I can come up with an accidental excuse seeing as I'm family approved enough to be in the house. Or I could spy for you for the purposes of winning him as a legit thing. Seriously. I'm bored.

[shipitsupersonic]

Do you not understand the concept of "cover?"

How's the kid's cold?

[skyward_eyes]

The cover I'm used to is hiding behind a rock to avoid acid sprays from Caterchipillars.

Which kid and what cold?

[shipitsupersonic]

Well, I am the rock and his family is spraying well-meaning acid at him.

He cancelled on me because one of the little ones had a cold. I assume, being a small child, he was somewhat less obnoxious about it than my brother.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I can imagine a large family would be really bad like that. Well, I hope you're good cover. And don't mind that it sucks for you.

So far as I know there isn't a kid with a cold. I would think that Theta would warn me about that, but I can't be sure. All I know is that it definitely isn't Theta.

[shipitsupersonic]

Hey, they mean well. I assume. Must be one of the littler ones, then.

[skyward_eyes]

Yeah... probably. You're right. Got to be one of the younger ones.

[Seriously. Pre-war Ratchet's clinc mostly saw those and bar brawls.]

[shipitsupersonic]

And I assume doctors in Blood Gulch are a little less overwhelmed by ODs and STDs.

[skyward_eyes]

Uh, that might be a little too much disclosure between friends.

Lying. Blatently lying.

[shipitsupersonic]

What? Not me. I haven't seen a doctor since I got out of the air force. The population of Vos in general is high on diseases of poverty and low on doctors.

[Totally didn't pick up on that lie. At all. Really. He swears.]

[skyward_eyes]

Just so long as you do get treatment if and when you need it, I suppose it isn't my concern, or that of any person you might find yourself in the intimate company of.

Re: [Totally didn't pick up on that lie. At all. Really. He swears.]

[shipitsupersonic]

You are distinctly not part of that group, and how stupid do you think I am?

Re: [Totally didn't pick up on that lie. At all. Really. He swears.]

[skyward_eyes]

And I distinctly don't want to be part of that group. I was implying the radiant mister green-eye.

No offense, you wouldn't be my type even if the age difference wasn't creepy.

Re: [Totally didn't pick up on that lie. At all. Really. He swears.]

[shipitsupersonic]

That's between me and him then, isn't it?

[skyward_eyes]

Just saying the glove is love.

[shipitsupersonic]

Kid, I've have more drunken bareback sex behind dumpsters than you have had in your life. I don't need you telling me how to avoid the clap.

[skyward_eyes]

Again, more info than I needed, and it occurs to me that bareback is actually the opposite to how to avoid it.

[shipitsupersonic]

They make this lube, expensive as gold-plated shit and prescription-only, that kills bacteria. It won't cure you, but it will keep your partner safe.

Okay, now you've just got him too annoyed by your attempts to stop

[skyward_eyes]

Really? How would that stand up against viral infections?