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[shipitsupersonic]

What do you want?

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[shipitsupersonic]

You want dragon fights? I can find you dragon fights.

[skyward_eyes]

Will they have gunblades?

[shipitsupersonic]

They'll have blades. Dragons usually don't go with guns.

[skyward_eyes]

Please tell me this universe has gunblades.

[shipitsupersonic]

Sure. It's a big place. They have to e somewhere.

[skyward_eyes]

You say that, but you don't have chocobos either. Who uses horses? I mean really?

[shipitsupersonic]

Not me. I don't ride anything with a mind of its own.

[skyward_eyes]

Machines are more predictable. Now... How's life been for you? I finally got past the Ai family gatekeeper.

[shipitsupersonic]

How'd you manage that?

I may or may not be fake-dating Delta. I guess they're giving him a hard time.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh man, want me to hit the guy? I mean, fake-dating someone is totally cruel. Especially if the person you're fake dating is named Rinoa, but I digress.

How is Lettuce-Eyes doing?

[shipitsupersonic]

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas.

[skyward_eyes]

Nice evasion. Also... what is his holiday everyone is so caught up in?

[shipitsupersonic]

It's an annual gift exchange party. It's a good time to give people something they need. Like for you, a box of crayons.

[skyward_eyes]

Dude, you're the one that needs crayons. Still not buying your sea thing. Seas are blue. Not my fault your ancestors fucked the world and basic colors up.

[shipitsupersonic]

I am going to put you in a Pelican and fly you over the sea.

[skyward_eyes]

I'd thank you for doing it too, even if your world is messed up. I'll show you pictures from online of a number of seas not on Adaptive which are real colors.

Seriously, though, how you doing? This guy really that cold as to ask you to fake date him? I could hit him for you. I can come up with an accidental excuse seeing as I'm family approved enough to be in the house. Or I could spy for you for the purposes of winning him as a legit thing. Seriously. I'm bored.

[shipitsupersonic]

Do you not understand the concept of "cover?"

How's the kid's cold?

[skyward_eyes]

The cover I'm used to is hiding behind a rock to avoid acid sprays from Caterchipillars.

Which kid and what cold?

[shipitsupersonic]

Well, I am the rock and his family is spraying well-meaning acid at him.

He cancelled on me because one of the little ones had a cold. I assume, being a small child, he was somewhat less obnoxious about it than my brother.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I can imagine a large family would be really bad like that. Well, I hope you're good cover. And don't mind that it sucks for you.

So far as I know there isn't a kid with a cold. I would think that Theta would warn me about that, but I can't be sure. All I know is that it definitely isn't Theta.

[shipitsupersonic]

Hey, they mean well. I assume. Must be one of the littler ones, then.

[skyward_eyes]

Yeah... probably. You're right. Got to be one of the younger ones.

[Seriously. Pre-war Ratchet's clinc mostly saw those and bar brawls.]

[shipitsupersonic]

And I assume doctors in Blood Gulch are a little less overwhelmed by ODs and STDs.

[skyward_eyes]

Uh, that might be a little too much disclosure between friends.

Lying. Blatently lying.

[shipitsupersonic]

What? Not me. I haven't seen a doctor since I got out of the air force. The population of Vos in general is high on diseases of poverty and low on doctors.